Friday, April 01, 2011

LAND-BASED CASINO-CHEATING LEGALIZED IN LAS VEGAS!!!--FOR TODAY ONLY

In a stunning move today that will have repercussions throughout the casino world, the state legislature of Nevada has passed a bill that will allow all forms of casino cheating in Las Vegas casinos during today only. This means exactly what it sounds like. Beginning 12:00:00 AM today Nevada time, April 1st, up until 11:59:59, all casino cheating moves, no matter how brash, flagrant or stupid, will be lawfully permitted by all casinos in Las Vegas, Nevada. This means you casino cheats, professional and amateurs alike, will have a virtual free-for-all inside Las Vegas's casinos without the worry of getting yourselves busted.

Why is the Nevada State Legislature permitting this casino-cheat free-for-all?

Because it's April FOOLS Day! HA HA!