Lance Armstrong Wins World Series of Poker Main Event!!!

Wow! Imagine this scenario: Lance Armstrong hits a royal flush on the river and wins the BIG ONE! Would you think he did it legitimately or did super cheat Lance somehow pull a poker cheat move to take home the bracelet and the booty?

Well, I know what I´d think! Why am I writing about Lance Armstrong on my poker cheat and casino cheat blog? Because his dastardly acts cerainly deserve mention, and as poker is considered a sport by the international media, and as many professional athletes play in the World Series of Poker, there is a definite connection between poker cheating and cycling cheating.

But what I really want to say is that Lance Armstrong is the biggest cheat and fraud in sports history. He is worse than Russ Hamilton, the demonic figure who bilked tens of millions from online poker players in the UltimateBet poker cheat scandal. He is far worse than Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds and Sammy Sosa. Why? Because those three steroid-shamed baseball players were likely Hall of Fame ballplayers before they turned to steroids, certainly Bonds and Clemens were. But Armstrong, who won seven Tour de France cycling competitions in a row, probably would have not only failed to win a single one but as well may have gone literally unheard of on the cycling circuit, if he even qualified to enter a race.

So with this in mind, I really don't care how Lance Armstrong comes clean tonight on Oprah winfrey`s show.   He has lied and cheated for more than a decade, threatened and bullied anyone who dared expose him, and for sure is only coming clean for his own benefit to get himself reinstated in triatholon competitions or whatever. He is not doing this because he`s truly sorry for his cheats and lies.

So if you ever have the misfortune of seeing Lance Armstrong at the poker table, simply pay him your disrespect by getting up and walking away.

New TV Show "Vegas" Uses Atlantic City Borgata Poker Cheating Incident on Latest Episode

Remember, the big high-stakes, high-tech poker scam busted up in a penthouse suite at the Atlantic City Borgata hotel and casino? If not, its the one that ex-casino game protection consultant and convicted casino cheat Steve Forte was originally accused of engineering. Supposedly high-tech cameras and computers were used to film players' hole cards and transmit the information to cohort poker cheats taking down the victims at the table.

 In the "Vegas version,"the casino boss character Mia askes the character Jack to figure out how a poker cheat from Providence is cheating high-stakes players in a private game in a hotel suite. Jack convinces Mia to let him play in the game and he figures out that the poker cheat is working with another poker cheat who is spying on the game from the room above. Of course he is doing this through a hole in the ceiling.

 My take: Well, I would think the creative writers for the show could come up with something a bit more original, and at the same time I`m wondering if they used Steve Forte as a production consultant.

Ex-Riviera Security Boss Accuses the Las Vegas Casino of Cheating its Customers!

It`s rare when a casino employee at the top level blows the whistle on his casino, but that`s what happened at the Riviera Casino in Las Vegas.

 I know the Riviera quite well. It used to be one of the top and glamorous casinos on the Vegas Strip. When I first arrived in Vegas in 1976 as a nineteen year-old, I legitimately beat its baccarat pit for a hundred grand--before giving it all back and then some in a single day. You might say that my Riviera experience directly led to my career as a professional casino cheat.

 According to the Huffington Post, the former security director of the Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas says he was fired for reporting that the casino rigged one of its slot machines. Douglas A. Poppa is suing the Riviera for wrongful termination and whistleblower retaliation, Courthouse News reported Tuesday. Poppa's lawyer, Sharon L. Nelson, told The Huffington Post on Tuesday that the case "falls squarely" under Nevada's whistleblowing protections. "Mr. Poppa did the right thing and attempted to correct a wrong perpetrated by the Riviera against the public and its customers," Nelson wrote in an email. "In objecting to what was clearly illegal conduct, Mr. Poppa complained to the proper authorities and for that his career was abruptly and unlawfully ended."

 The Riviera noted it had yet to be served with the papers, but a representative for the hotel-casino said Poppa's claims were not true. "While we do not normally comment on active litigation, the claims included in Mr. Poppa’s complaint are false and totally without merit and we intend to vigorously defend against them," the representative told HuffPost in an email. "We look forward to the actual truth coming out during the course of the legal process."

 In October 2011, Poppa claimed in court papers, he learned that the hotel had manipulated the payout of the "Money Blast" slot machine so customers couldn't win the jackpot, Courthouse News wrote. He reported the alleged cheating to the Gaming Control Board in November 2011 and was suspended by the hotel-casino in December. After receiving a warning by the Riviera to cease communication with the gaming board, he was fired in January 2012, the report notes.

 Global Gaming Business Magazine described Money Blast as a "high-volatility slot" with a dynamite-mining theme. The Riviera, built in 1955, is attempting a renaissance under CEO Andy Choy, who took over in 2010 after the property emerged from bankruptcy, the Las Vegas Sun previously reported.

 My take: Hard to believe that the Riviera engaged in slot-machine fixing, but I certainly believe it!

Ever Wonder What Casino Surveillance Operators Look at Up There?

Well, this is about it.

They watch various video monitors, the actual amount depending on the size and surveillance budget of particular casinos, and very seldom see anything actually happen. Their job is pretty boring to say the least, and many operators actually do lose consciousness up there while you`re gambling or cheating down there in the casino, depending of course, on who you are.

Casinos tend to depend too heavily on their cameras, not realizing that these state-of-the-art cameras cannot tap the surveillance operators on the shoulder and say, "Hey, Rip Van Winkle, I just filmed a cheat move go down on blackjack table number 13!".

Esfandiari`s $18.3 Million WSOP Big One for One Drop Win...Was it Real?

Esfandiari with his cash
BULLSHIT!

You`ve all heard about Antonio Esfandiari`s humongous $18.3 Million dollar win in Guy Laliberte`s special 2012 WSOP grand event called the Big One for One Drop. The question is...was it real? Or was it another hyped-up super-colluded event to increase the poker world's fan base and the celebrity value of star professional poker players?

Well, I will tell you this: About the only thing real with Laliberte`s gig was the 11.11 percent of the forty-eight $1 million buy-ins going to charity. That of course did happen. But are we to believe that each of these 48 players, including former Main Event World Series of Poker champions Phil Hellmuth and Bobby Baldwin, really put up this money to risk?

Absolutely not!

It was all bullshit, just like the Game Show Network`s High Stakes Poker...just like that similar gig back in 2006 where Phil Ivy and a bunch of other poker stars were supposedly putting up $10 million each to win a $60 million grand-prize playing underneath some dome between casinos in Las Vegas. I forgot the name of that one and am not going to bother searching it on the Internet for this article, because it is just not worth wasting my time on bullshit.

In any event, I severely criticized that huge publicity-stunt rubbish back then, and sure enough it was quickly cancelled. This latest gig by Laliberte, who happens to be a billionaire thanks to his "real" make-believe stuff, the super-successful worldwide extravaganza called Cirque du Soleil, is just another adrenaline shot in the arm to the poker world and all its fans and players.

What really happened?

Nothing. Just a staged playout where no real money changed hands. Just like we see on High Stakes Poker.

I wouldn´tbe surprised if the French Canadian billionaire paid each of the other 47 players (excluding himself) a fee to take part in this sham.

Sorry to put the spoiler on this but that what it is...a spoiler.

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Casino Cheating Literature Professor?

Bet Capping

By golly, my deareth Shakespeare...is it true?

According to authorities in the State of Missouri, it is. And of all things, this professor is being accused of capping and pastposting bets. Please don't let the gaming officials take a pound of his flesh!

According to CBS St. Louis, here's what happened:

A Southeast Missouri State University professor pleaded not guilty to charges that he cheated at Cape Girardeau´s casino.

Sixty-six year-old Roger C. Arpin, a longtime literature professor, entered the plea Monday. He was arrested Friday at the Isle Casino Cape Girardeau. He is charged with "capping" his bets at a blackjack table, meaning he allegedly added to a bet after the cards were dealt and he knew he had an advantage.

The Southeast Missourian reports that Arpin is the first person arrested for cheating at the Cape Girardeau casino since it opened Oct. 30. State gaming officials state that 44 others have been arrested in Missouri´s casinos so far this year.

The charge carries a mazimum of four years in state prison. Anyone convicted of cheating casinos in Missouri is automatically banned for life from all the state´s 13 casinos.

My take: Shouldn´t Professor Arpin, if he is guilty of this, be counting cards at blackjack instead? This way he would be using his intelligence instead of risking his ass!!

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Indiana Surveillance Director and Ex-Surveillance Director Busted in $400,000 Inside Cheat Scam!

Another Mid-America Insider Casino Cheat Scam!

Two former Hollywood Casino Lawrenceburg employees are accused of taking more than $400,000 from the riverboat through false security companies. Indiana State police say a five month long investigation culminated in two arrests this week. Hollywood Casino Surveillance Technician Director, Christopher Krabbe, 42, of West Harrison, is charged with Racketeering-Corrupt Business Influence, Theft, and Money Laundering, all Class C felonies. He was arrested after meeting with police at the Dearborn County Law Enforcement Center on Wednesday.

State police had also arrested former Hollywood Casino Surveillance Director, Michael Burnett, 39, of Fairfield, Ohio, on Tuesday. He faces the same charges. Investigators say the two men allegedly setting up two false security equipment companies. The two would then purchase security equipment and charge repair work from their companies to the casino, often overcharging and double billing for the equipment and work. ISP Versailles Post investigators were assisted by investigators from the Indiana Gaming Commission. Krabbe and Burnett have each bonded out of jail by posting $2,500 cash and $10,000 surety bond.

My take: Take a look at these two geniuses! How'd they ever get away with 400 grand for this long? Wow! Says something for the whole integrity of Indiana casinos, doesn't it?

International Pastposter Casino Cheat Goes Down in the UK

An international casino fraudster has been found guilty of cheating at a Piccadilly casino. Jafer Jannati, 57, was sentenced to 12 months in prison, suspended for 12 months, and banned from entering any licensed gaming venue in the country. He was performing an illegal “Top Hat” move during a game of Roulette in the Golden Nugget Casino in Shaftesbury Avenue. Detectives from the Metropolitan Police’s gaming unit discovered he had placed chips on a winning number after the ball had dropped into the wheel in November last year. The move won Mr Jannati £490 but his luck soon ran out. He was recognised and arrested at another London casino two weeks later.

Police said Mr Jannati, from Acton, is known to have at least one previous conviction, for card-swapping in Switzerland in 2008. DI Ann-Marie Waller, from the gaming unit, said: “Jannati is a regular cheat who is known to have frequented casinos around the world. “We are committed to keeping casinos in London free of cheats, and I am pleased we have brought him to justice.”

My take: Well, this guy may have cheated his way through European casinos during recent years but he hardly strikes me as a top-gtier casino cheat. But heck, if you're gonnna take a shot at cheating casinos and your not that good, the UK is not a bad place to ply your trade as the penalties for casino cheating a quite light. Had Mr. Jannati been caught with his act in the US, he'd be sentenced to a few years of real prison time.

Also, don't you get a kick out of the British way of saying "top-hatting" for pastposting! I do.