Monday, August 30, 2010

New Idea: Online Poker CHEATING ONLY Site!

Do you get it?...Okay, you're not's exactly like it sounds. Why not start up a brand-new online poker site using whatever software network and have only one requirement for online poker players to play on the site: they MUST cheat. Am I being facetious? Well...not really. I mean with all the cheating and all the cheating again and all the cheating again and again, why not start up a new online poker cheating site that levels the field so all online poker cheats can compete against each other and cheat each other out of their online poker money. I guess this sounds like a good satire film, something like "Thanks For Smoking," in which the cigarette industry is defended for putting out such a necessary product. To me it seems that cheating poker online has also become necessary to some degree.

"Thanks For Cheating." Good name for a satire film as well, but it's really the same with online poker. It seems nowadays that everyone is cheating or scheming to cheat, whether it be through collusion, bots, hacking, or just plain-out conning and stealing funds out of player accounts. So then imagine if we had an online poker cheating room where players would have to cheat or be banned from the site. Then the only online poker cheat scams we'd have on that site would be players being banned for not cheating, which would of course constitute cheating on that particular online poker site.

You know what...I think I want to do this...I mean seriously! Why not start the or maybe some of you could come up with a better name for my online poker cheat room. In fact, maybe some of you would like to invest in this online poker-cheat cheating venture? Or better yet...maybe someone out there wants to start this up on his own and simply use my name for the site (of course paying me for that privelege!)

I think this could really work. Of course we would probably have to set up the online poker cheat site with separate tables for collusion, bot-play, hacking hole-card play, etc...But wait a minute! We wouldn't have to do that! Why not just make every table an online poker cheat free-for-all!

If anyone out there is taking this post seriously, then do contact me at once!!!