|Sugar Daddy got screwed...|
|by this Russian hottie|
YOU WON! A HUNDRED GRAND!
You got back all the money you lost at slot machines your entire life and then some!
Then suddenly your companion goes running off to alert casino personnel to the your win, crying hysterically out loud,"I won! I won!"
At first you don't think much of the fact that he/she said "I won!" and not "We won!" You think that he/she was simply overwhelmed by the moment, and of course you, not he/she/, would be receiving the big hundred-grand check from the casino.
He/she gets the check because he/she is the person who actually pressed the button on the machine. Casino law states that the person who presses the button or pulls the arm of a slot machine is the rightful winner of the jackpot, regardless of who puts the money in the machine before the button is pressed or the arm is pulled.
So if you have a bitch/asshole companion who is a greedy son of a bitch/asshole who doesn't want to give you the jackpot or at least split it with you, you're shit out of luck.
Well, you might have guessed that since I'm writing this, the event depicted here actually did happen.
Yes, it did.
In April of this year at the Seminole Hard Rock casino in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, 66-year-old Jan Flato was sitting at the slot machine with his hot young Russian girlfriend, Marina Medvedeva (who is married to a guy whose last name is Navarro), when he inserted his player's card into the machine and told her to press the button for good luck.
She did, and the reels came up $100,000!
She claimed the jackpot, gave him jack shit, after which he appeared to threaten her in text messages and she played the nice innocent little girl, as if she wasn't out hustling the guy in the first place.
Well, what would you do if this happened to you?
I know what I would do!