Thursday, April 30, 2009

Poker Cheats and Casino Cheats Celebrate May-Day--By Going Out To Work!

In many countries throughout the world, May 1 is a day of holiday and observance of International Workers' Day. It is also an important day for the world's professional poker and casino cheaters, who, if you did't know, are usually as well-organized and diligent as any labor union in any country. For me, May 1 is a very important day. Back on May 1, 1977, I joined my first casino cheating organization, the infamous Classon Pastposting Cheat Team that wreaked havoc on Las Vegas and many other worldwide gambling areas until 1989, at which time I formed my own casino cheat team, ironically also on May 1!

Although there is no official "Poker and Casino Cheats" holiday, May 1 would be the date if there were. In any event, if you're sitting at your poker game on May 1 and think you might be witnessing cheats at the table, conspiring to remove you from your money, it might not be a bad idea to get up and leave, and not to resume your play until May 2!